minty burrito

the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.

Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.

Gnarly.

by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011

Regret burrito

An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.

-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.

-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy

by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014

Squishy Burito

When yo dick ain't hard as fuck

Dude man your mom gave me a squishy burito

by Safiria June 20, 2015

Beefy Burrito

The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.

I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.

by Beef head bob May 3, 2018

Night burrito

Sex with a Mexican ladyboy.

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight

by Watahell September 29, 2018

niggito burrito

A nigga that is wrapped up in a blanket.

Yo look at that niggito burrito he looks so dumb lmao

by CrispyCheeseCurd April 15, 2021

secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.

That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.

by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021