buffers

a combination of buff and butters. usually a guy with a buff body and a naysty face. generally a person, male or female who is somehow smokin hot and crusty rugly at the same way, most frequently a nice body and a bad face or vice versa

taylor lautner
jay sean
dumbass: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!!!
me: ew him are them buffers ting. you am these paedo.

by lloyydd May 21, 2010

buffery

big curley haired twat, no brains, has a so called 12" cock, (yeah right), needs 2 learn 2 shut his god damn face
twat

12" cocked fuck face

by im a fucking jew and i luv it June 27, 2004

buffer

The name by which gipsy’s call people, who live on the grid, with social security numbers, attend school, and own a home. A buffer is the term that the gipsy’s call basically real people, whom they lift stuff off of. As used on the FX show The Riches

I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.

by John Yanchunis December 24, 2008

Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

by truefortyfive July 30, 2012

buffer

Someone who sucks dick for cocaine.

Sandy needed more coke so she sucked the candyman's dick.

by Maguire September 9, 2003

buffermortis

The state of frustration you reach when your DVR will no longer allow you to fast forward through commercials.

Let's go make a snack, we've reached buffermortis.

by gmby November 28, 2010

Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008