Muffin Buffer

An object, such as a vibrator, used by a woman or a man on a woman to masturbate with her with.

Ellen loves her 2 stroke muffin buffer.

by CallieMuffin May 23, 2018

Buffer

To continuously attempt to initiate an action before it can be initiated, so that it is initiated as soon as it can be (usually in video games).

You can't aim down the sights while you're jumping, so I usually buffer it for better accuracy.

by kiche35 July 29, 2021

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

buffer the system

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her

Oh shit he is to close hey jan go buffer the system.

by That one guy and me July 12, 2010

a-spot buffer

the government blocking the path to the a-spot buffer to make vaginal intercourse more satisfying for the female.

The adult actress had an a-spot buffer when she had a scene at a public space.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

Buffer flicking

Female version of the maintenance stroke..... the act of modging while waiting for your porno to load aka a pre modge

Boy : what you up 2

Girl: thought id call you while im buffer flicking

by Loubylou69 November 24, 2016