Bryson

a faggot who sucks at Tetris

Bryson sucks major ass, especially at Tetris.

by ttashxoxo February 7, 2019

Bryson

Brysons are usually RUDE. They tend to be gamers and like to sit around all day and get fat. They like to discriminate other people. They also like to bring people down so they can get the satisfaction of breaking someone’s heart. They are usually very toxic people. They eat a lot. They don’t care about anyone but themselves. They think they’re better than everyone. They aren’t very organized. They like to fart a lot.

Me: you like that guy Bryson
Friend: oh no he’s so rude

by Gilbert’s August 12, 2019

Bryson

big fat bitching nigger with man titties

That Bryson is a fucking cat fucking dick wad with a cuntbag stuck to his ass. god if he shares his milk with the rest of the world, there would be no world hunger.

by Ling Butt 69 April 25, 2008

Bryson

The worst guy that will ever come into your life. He's rude, untruthful, backstabbing, and he doesn't care about anyone but himself. A Bryson can tear your world apart with stuff he says. Never fall in love with a Bryson. He will break you!

Me: My heart just got played
Lauren: Was it by a Bryson?
Me: Yep
Me: Figured🙄

by Heartbrokenshank December 18, 2018

Bryden

Tall, unlearned creature. usually found in GG servers. Capable of falling from impressive heights (without the dieing). Often referred to as "The Bry" or "Bry knob" with many insults following, and sometimes proceeding. Lives on Easy mac and sofa couches..... sometimes. said by some to be a pot plant. Dislikes Lads, little faggy children that sit in the middle of the bendy bus and never shut up, and bitching. Likes Relaxation, Techno, Brooke =p, Cod4 and ranting over UrbanDictionary.com

"Shut up Bryden",
"That guy's one hell of a Bryden!",
"who?",
"Be sure to get that Bryden to me by Monday"

by Not Bryden April 27, 2008

myah and bryden

When both people like each other and they don't know it

Hey their doing a Myah and Bryden

by Such Dude 14 November 23, 2016

Bryson

A fucking pussy ass bitch who tries to be cool but isn't. A Bryson is someone who everyone fucking hates but keeps around for the memes. An ugly piece of shit that no one loves.

Oh my god is that Bryson, god he's such an ugly bitch, he keeps trying to ask me out but he's so fucking ugly

by Pussy Destroyer McGee October 1, 2017