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fruit of the broom

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."
by TeeJayDubDub February 9, 2022
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push someone's broom

To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.
A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."
by meluvcheese August 21, 2024
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The Broom

A Brititsh slang term for a shotgun
Roy, hand me the broom, I need to crop this man out of existence.
by Colonel Banoffee November 29, 2021
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Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube
“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.
The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.
by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023
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Triggers Broom

An object that has had a lot of parts replaced or repaired; it’s in reference to a scene from the 1996 episode sitcom Only Fools and Horses, Heroes and Villains, where the character Trigger talks about how when he worked as Road sweeper he used the same broom for 20 years, and how it has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles
I’ve had to have another new part put in my car, it’s like triggers broom now
by Mister Mango Man September 19, 2023
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Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts & undies and you spank that person with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.
We Broom Boom’d that nerd so hard! We could count at least 30 bristles on his red ass.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
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