Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025

You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

by Grtbrs June 2, 2023

broom

Broom is a member of the super poutre. He is part of the JDD Jewish association. His skin will likely be special even though her never got into the leaderboard. He once was the biggest in agario-play.com in the giant server number 5. If you see him, it would be a good idea to salute him as he likely beat you once in the longest frog imagined in mind.

Oh, look, it’s a super poutre broom, let’s go near him! Shit, be both died while trying to see each other’s name.

by SUPERPOUTRE broom September 14, 2022

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.

In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.

by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016

Lil Broom

The most alpha chad rapper in the game with a 100+ monthly listener spotify account. He is also a pussy magnet and can get any bitch he pleases. If you think you family like
lil broom your completely wrong. From his own words, “all about family, if i fuck a bitch i need a plan b”. Lyrical Genius.

Guy 1: You know about that Lil Broom guy

Guy 2: Yeah that dudes a pussy magnet

by I LOVE BROOM November 24, 2021

Broomed

The action of hitting a broom on the ceiling, most often taken by a downstairs neighbor against an upstairs neighbor for being too loud.

During Kristen's rambunctious party, she was broomed by her downstairs neighbor for being too loud.

by Real PS 1010 May 4, 2022

Broom rape

Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.

Joe yes jill you know that janitor neil yes he just broom raped me

by Urban king 666 November 13, 2019