cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.

The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.

by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023

Broomed

The act of shoving a broom up the ass of a young man or woman

Damn, Caleb broomed their whole apartment

by Cokecat87 January 6, 2022

Broom

The brand new automobile

I broomed the fuck away from professor snaps when he asked to see my penis

by Crakspidey February 1, 2022

ball broom

A gay man's mustache

Did you see the guy in the jeans shorts with the huge ball broom?

by mathmonkey March 11, 2009

Broom rape

Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.

Joe yes jill you know that janitor neil yes he just broom raped me

by Urban king 666 November 13, 2019

You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

by Grtbrs June 2, 2023

Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025