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daddy broom

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with
sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch
by mexicanita blancita July 12, 2020
mugGet the daddy broommug.

Broomed

Verb.
To get broomed, or to be broomed. A term in the Army cadet force used to describe having a broom shoved up your arse. This typically happens on camps in the boys dorms, less in the girls. This is part of the reason some people think the cadets are gay.
Cadet1:Mate, your getting broomed tonight
Cadet2:Oh shut up.

Later that night. Many cadets shove a broom up Cadet2s arse.
by Sgirkahxivmebdisoamfnrkkwnsnc November 27, 2019
mugGet the Broomedmug.

Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
mugGet the Broomed the wombmug.

Lil Broom

The most alpha chad rapper in the game with a 100+ monthly listener spotify account. He is also a pussy magnet and can get any bitch he pleases. If you think you family like
lil broom your completely wrong. From his own words, “all about family, if i fuck a bitch i need a plan b”. Lyrical Genius.
Guy 1: You know about that Lil Broom guy

Guy 2: Yeah that dudes a pussy magnet
by I LOVE BROOM November 24, 2021
mugGet the Lil Broommug.
The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.
Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!
by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025
mugGet the Two on the broom, one in the roommug.

broom

Broom is a member of the super poutre. He is part of the JDD Jewish association. His skin will likely be special even though her never got into the leaderboard. He once was the biggest in agario-play.com in the giant server number 5. If you see him, it would be a good idea to salute him as he likely beat you once in the longest frog imagined in mind.
Oh, look, it’s a super poutre broom, let’s go near him! Shit, be both died while trying to see each other’s name.
by SUPERPOUTRE broom September 14, 2022
mugGet the broommug.

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.
In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.
by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016
mugGet the broom servicemug.

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