break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

the break of dawn

At the crack of dawn or at the break of dawn, it means very early in the morning; when the sun first rises.

I have to get up at the break of dawn (at the crack of dawn).

by vectoria August 13, 2014

break up

The most probable outcome after your girlfriend finds you playing hide the sausage with her sister.

by Swampy August 22, 2003

porn break

The five minutes you take every hour or so when working on the computer to watch porn videos or pics.

Boy, I've been writing this report for almost an hour.... I need my porn break.

by pishimisak February 7, 2010

Brewin' Breakfast

This is a partnered maneuver that requires at least one male participant. You begin by having a partner move their bowels onto the head of a penis. Upon relieving oneself on the head, he/she places a cup directly underneath the penis. The fecal matter covered penis ejaculates immediately after the cup is placed underneath it. The cup is used to gracefully catch the fecal matter and semen and the "brew" is thus served with breakfast.

Boy: So yesterday, me and Lydia were Brewin' Breakfast and I missed the cup!

Friend: Aw shucks!

by 902boyz September 12, 2010

Dumpster Break

The act of masturbating behind a dumpster while on a break at work. Often done in order to relieve stress or "clear" one's thoughts, such breaks are taken by employees in nearly every career field. However, studies show that the majority of cases occur in high-stress jobs such as: short-order cooks, security guards, carnival ride operators, janitors, and air traffic controllers.

The dumpster break is signaled by the universal sign of a single sock hanging over the side of the dumpster, warning others to stay clear.

"Yo B-Mart, can you keep an eye on my sector? Ima take me a dumpster break."

by Tiny Pizza March 15, 2011

Dye break up

When you break up with a girl and she dyes her hair a different color afterwards.

Tiff: Brad broke up with me the other day..
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.

Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.

by itybitykilla August 7, 2021