Breast Desk

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

by Fly Paper July 24, 2011

monkey breast

gay kid, probably fat, might be black, definitely a fucking idiot.

god, i cant believe my sons hanging with that kid dylan again,

is he a monkey breast?

by dickballboy January 15, 2022

Woody breast

Calluses on the inner breasts due to excessive titty fucking.

Mariah: I was going to wear a low cut shirt, but my man titty fucked me everyday this week and I got that woody breast.

by Just a sassy someone April 15, 2023

Say it with breast

The female equivalent of “say it with chest”

Suck your mother, I say it with breast

by Tayfyall April 3, 2020

breast buy

a place i wish they had so i can buy great women with great tits

by Nick Bellanger August 7, 2003

breast buds

breasts that are shallow to the point of almost being invisible - like those of a slim prepubescent or peri-pubescent girl. Breast buds are characterized by their shallowness (closeness to the chest), not by their narrowness. Long, narrow breasts are not breast buds.

Though Donna was in her mid-30s, she had dieted so assiduously that she had the body of a 14 year old ballerina and the barely perceptible breast buds of a prepubescent girl. However, when excited, her nipples became hard like two halves of an unripened plum.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011

Hoppin' Breast

When an elder lady jumps up and down and her breasts fly every which direction.

Greg: I hate it when my Nana jumps, she has a mad case of Hoppin' Breast!

Carla: Eww Bro.

by Dr. Doctor Pepper June 24, 2011