Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.

Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.

by Mike Panama April 30, 2022

Say it with breast

The female equivalent of “say it with chest”

Suck your mother, I say it with breast

by Tayfyall April 3, 2020

Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event

With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party

by 22400michael March 9, 2011

Woody breast

Calluses on the inner breasts due to excessive titty fucking.

Mariah: I was going to wear a low cut shirt, but my man titty fucked me everyday this week and I got that woody breast.

by Just a sassy someone April 15, 2023

breast buy

a place i wish they had so i can buy great women with great tits

by Nick Bellanger August 7, 2003

breast buds

breasts that are shallow to the point of almost being invisible - like those of a slim prepubescent or peri-pubescent girl. Breast buds are characterized by their shallowness (closeness to the chest), not by their narrowness. Long, narrow breasts are not breast buds.

Though Donna was in her mid-30s, she had dieted so assiduously that she had the body of a 14 year old ballerina and the barely perceptible breast buds of a prepubescent girl. However, when excited, her nipples became hard like two halves of an unripened plum.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011

Hoppin' Breast

When an elder lady jumps up and down and her breasts fly every which direction.

Greg: I hate it when my Nana jumps, she has a mad case of Hoppin' Breast!

Carla: Eww Bro.

by Dr. Doctor Pepper June 24, 2011