4th Branch of government

No the fuck you are not.

Hym "The press is not the 4th branch of government. You trying to be that is a problem that needs remediation."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

Branching

Branching is a skill in the VR game Gorilla Tag which involves jumping between tree branch to tree branch.

"Yo bro how do I jump between branches"
"That's called branching, dumbass"

by ArkerTF2 May 5, 2024

Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose

Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!

by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024

Branch the troll

Branch is a total babe! He is so sexy and lovable! Gosh, I would do anything just to hear him sing a lil didley. His beautiful hair reminds me of a wet fart. The most gorgeous troll around, sooo sexyyyy!😘

Person: "Do you know Branch the troll?"
other person: "OmG YES HES SO SEXXYYY"

by Branch_issogood March 2, 2024

Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.

Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!

by Seasoned monkey brancher April 1, 2024

Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children...

James and Addie's secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.

by anonymous submission 2022 July 13, 2022

Branch Covidian

A derogatory name for individuals whom have shown signs of unhealthy obsession and overwhelming fear regarding the Sars-CoVID-19 pandemic. Individuals will often treat people who are infected as being terminally ill or as if diseased by a Black Plague-tier illness, will belittle and shutdown those who might have counterarguments, often labelling them with their own derogatory titles such as 'grandma-killer' or terms like it. Predominantly consists of authoritarian-leaning individuals with a significant amount of left-of-center individuals, though it is not exclusive to individuals of that ideology. Will parrot talking points even if they do not entirely understand them simply due to being said by a force of authority. Might use religious tone when speaking of the vaccination programs or medical officials such as Dr. Anthony Fauci. May also use alarmist rhetoric and act paranoid of others and social situations, again, parroted from media rhetoric. Similarities may be drawn to the pseudoscientific hysteria of the late 1800s or Satanic Panic of the 1980s.

Person A: "Hey, has anyone heard from Connie lately?"

Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."

Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."

by Tyrannitaur August 29, 2022