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Brazilian Wax

The male significant other of a lesbian pretending to be straight; the male equivalent of a beard.
Tony is obviously Sarah's Brazilian wax. She's more butch than he is.
by haruhisuzumiya February 12, 2015
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Brazilian Redhead

A woman who dyes her hair red and has a Brazilian wax so verification of authenticity is difficult.
"That girl is a Brazilian Redhead. If you want the real red bush, call my ex's friend Leslie".
by Ensmartened March 6, 2014
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brazilian margarita

combination of various wounded soldiers (half drinkin' cans of beer, mixed drinks, etc.) mixed together in a margarita glass, and served to the drunkest person at the party! At first they may be suspicious by it's akward color and smell, but everyone around just yells BRAZILIAN MARGARITA and they will chug it, gauranteed!
you: "Hey Adam, drink this Brazilian Margarita!"
adam: "Dude what is this?"
you and everyone else at the party: "Shut up and drink it it's a Brazilian Margarita!!"
by josh3ree April 26, 2006
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Budweiser Brazilian

When you break a beer bottle over a girl's head and use the shards to shave her pussy bare.
"I saved that bitch a trip to the salon by giving her a budweiser brazilian"
by renabitch September 15, 2008
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Brazilian Bistro

You wrap roast beef around your penis and put a condom over it. You fuck the girl in the ass and let the gravy spew out.
How about we go get a Brazilian Bistro from the neighbor
by The Pope JK October 1, 2009
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Brazilian Toejam

The act of cutting off your or your girlfriend's toes and seeing how many of them you can fit in her vagina.
"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."
by marth vader2 January 13, 2010
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Brazilian Blowjob

When a girl, with a darker tint of skin, possibly native american or of south american decent gives a blowjob to a male who is intoxocated at a crazy party in the bathroom.
John: Dude, that party last night was SICK
Mike: Yeah bro, I even got a Brazilian Blowjob from that one spanish chick!
by DJ Mikey J 262 October 5, 2010
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