a non boyfriend boyfriend, is a really close boy that you've been seeing for awhile and basically are dating, but don't have the relationship status
been seeing one guy for 6 months or more, go out, spend all free time together, hug, kiss, sleep together, just he isn't your 'boyfriend' so he's the non boyfriend boyfriend
by Robyn V. April 29, 2008
Get the non boyfriend boyfriend mug.when a girl is approached by a guy/guys and they begin to carry out a conversation, during which the girl mentions her boyfriend. then, all of a sudden, the guy(s) make up excuses to no longer talk to her. After dropping the boyfriend bomb, the guy(s) scatter.
Bill: I was having a lively conversation with Sarah from down the street until she dropped the boyfriend bomb. Then i decided it wasn't worth pursuing and told her I had to go help my mom cook dinner.
by yourfavoriteg!rl_ October 28, 2009
Get the boyfriend bomb mug.v.: to hide things that one may not want a boyfriend to see, such as; letters from ex-boyfriends, pictures of you with old boyfriends, trinkets gathered from dates with ex-boyfriends, that picture of you before you felt confident with your body, anything that has to do with an ex-boyfriend or a male friend.
Vicky: Hey do you still have that picture of you, Jimmy, my date and I from when we went on that group date?
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight.
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight.
by ijustwanttosubmitaword May 20, 2010
Get the boyfriend-proof mug.some weird type of guy that teenage girls idealize as the PERFECT BOYFRIEND like some fairytale movie- even though in reality guys are just guys, like girls are just girls.
He is perfect in every superficial way: he screenshots your every snaps, he sends CUTE texts, and HUGS you, and gives you his HOODIE. He is perfect, and also uses VSCO. Also, he is also just an idea and not an actual human. So there’s that.
He is perfect in every superficial way: he screenshots your every snaps, he sends CUTE texts, and HUGS you, and gives you his HOODIE. He is perfect, and also uses VSCO. Also, he is also just an idea and not an actual human. So there’s that.
omg I wanna have a VSCO boyfriend!!!! he would be perfect and cute in every way!!! omg I love being stuck in a fantasy world!!!
by thatmanadrian May 27, 2019
Get the VSCO boyfriend mug.When a girl talks to her boyfriend in an annoying and high pitched voice. Usually this girl will deny the fact that they use it and be annoyed at the sound of other girls using it.
John: Who's in there with you?
Jack: Andrea? Why?
John: Oh because she sounds different.
Jack: That's because she's on the phone with Jeff, what you're hearing is her boyfriend voice
John: Ohhh okay.
Jack: Andrea? Why?
John: Oh because she sounds different.
Jack: That's because she's on the phone with Jeff, what you're hearing is her boyfriend voice
John: Ohhh okay.
by under ajge June 7, 2009
Get the boyfriend voice mug.a duche fuck who probably told you that he loved you and never wanted to let you go and then decided that you were too negative for him, even though he was the one bitching and whinning all the time about how he broke his leg and couldn't do anything, then broke up with you to go out with a whore he probably slept with in college, and broke up with you through a fucking email while you were on vacation because he was too much of a pussy to do it in person.
my ex boyfriend should lie quietly while i cut off each limb of his body with a small knife, so its long and painful.
by enigmaticsundry July 30, 2008
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