meat boner 

pseudo-sensual arousal provoked by aggressively ingesting a large portion of red meat.

My carnivorous desire was quenched by that sixty-four ounce porterhouse steak. Damn, that meat steak was the size of a manhole cover. Consequently, I have a meat boner.

meat boner by asprovost April 20, 2011

why boner

getting a boner for some reason you can't explain; getting a boner when you consciously know you shouldn't be having one. (see: should not want)

you: why boner?

boner: because.

why boner by broanon May 13, 2011

hate boner 

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.

Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.

hate boner by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021

boker'd 

Similar to punk'd but with goat metal.

Angie was about to ask a question that could easily be taken out of context, so instead of getting boker'd, she decided it was better not to ask.

boker'd by WM-Trolling March 25, 2019

math boner 

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.

I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!

math boner by MechgineeringStud September 2, 2014

Congressional Medal of Boner 

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

Congressional Medal of Boner by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012

boner wave 

Guys get erections every morning, all around the world, every day. Every time the Earth spins into its full morning cycle, every adult male has already had a boner. So that means that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around the earth for hundreds of thousands of years!

The feeling of being in a boner wave is amazing!

boner wave by sSkippy January 13, 2015