When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
by mothy123 April 13, 2025
Get the Husband Boulderingmug. A BADASS GUY from Athens, Greece..Renamed APOLLO..for Apolonaris Greek Mythology..Because he can probably Destroy peoples that victimized him in HUNTIONGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA..where Sandra Bullock has a house. His Greek Ancestors were the Best of THE BEST GLADIATORS in ROME. HIs Mother is Sempepos an Attorney ..his sister is a computer Savant and his Papa WAS a very educated Proffessor educated in Athens GREECE. HE is ONE Of THE BEST SURFERS IN THE WORLD..Can Race Cars ,,Motorcycles..Skateboard..Play The Bongo drums..A self-taught Musician. One of The Smartest and strongest Men on The Planet Earth.. !! Loved By CA LOTTERY Winner of CHICO, CALIUFORNIA; ANGELA MARIE JARAMILLO SLAVEN HOLLYWOOD..!! He HAS been friends with The ONASSIS" And EVEN Been ON THeir YACHT while growing up in Athens, GREECE..LOVED BY MANY..FEARED BY SOME WHOM HAVE DONE HIM WRONG : TO CONCLUDE ; " DON'T MESS WITH BOULDER !!!"
Boulder was "Used To Fight For BET'$ While Incarcerated In THE CALIFORNIA PRISON SYSTEM..A.K.A. " THE MYSTERIOUS CITY":..HE Is KIND..SMART..FUN-LOVING AND LOVES TO HAVE ANGELA SHAVE HIS BODY HAIR OFF PRIOR TO HIS PROFESSIONAL SURFING EVENTS AROUND THE WORLD..ESPECIALLY IN HUNTINGTON, BEACH, CALIFORNIA..!! WATCH OUT FOR "APOLLANARIS..HE CAN KICK-ASS IN All THAT HE SETS HIS MIND TO..!! SO.."DON'T FUCK WITH "APOLLO"..!!!
by AngelicaFeatherwood September 18, 2020
Get the BOULDERmug. by bouldercreekfan1 March 30, 2011
Get the boulder creek swagmug. The Boulder City Gamble is a military tactic wherein an inferior defending force lures a superior attacking force into a city, town, or large confined space (such as a valley, ravine, riverbed, etc) and then destroys said space with large amounts of explosives. This move effectively sacrifices any defenders left in the area of operation, while also destroying the attacking force and any momentum they’ve gained. This tactic is most famous for its use in the video game “Fallout: New Vegas”, wherein the New California republic destroyed Boulder City during the first battle of Hoover Dam to prevent any further Legion advance.
“The NCR used the Boulder City Gamble to stop Caesar’s Legion from winning the first battle of Hoover Dam.”
by LigmaSawconNigga March 19, 2024
Get the Boulder City Gamblemug. n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.
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by gnostic3 November 18, 2017
Get the boulder artistmug. Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.
Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.
by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018
Get the water around the bouldermug. by Surfmad February 6, 2022
Get the Boulder Boobiesmug.