borken

Broken.

Sorry about the downtime, the server's hard disk was borken.

by Ian Maxwell February 6, 2003

Bocka

A midget with big boobs

Danny Devito is Bocka.

by Haley May 4, 2004

BORK!

Aka the BORK squad representing in the philadelphia suburbs.

This joke needs to BORK! the uck up

by uckdat August 22, 2011

Borkchop

To chop a person in the stomach so hard, the remains form pork chop like Bork pieces.

Filippo borkchoped Anthony than later ate his remains.

by bobert1234444 December 2, 2011

bockino

The act of gently pinching and plucking at the skin on a cat's scruff.

I'm just bockinoing it. My cat likes being bockinoed. I've bockinoed pretty much every cat I've come into contact with since I was about 3 or 4 years old... in fact, it was the first word that I ever made up.

by Bover July 11, 2011

bocked up

To mess up, bodge, render unusable or otherwise screw up something. From the German "verbocken".

I'd just cleaned my kitchen and now it's totally bocked up. You left the lights turned on and now by battery is bocked.

by biggus-D April 25, 2016

BORC

Body Odour Reality Check (acronym); pronounced: /bodi: o:dër rialiti: çek/

This noun refers to special circumstances in which an individual with a Level 15 Body Odour Reek Score (BORS) is mistakenly convinced that he/she is pleasantly scented. This calls for a caring friend to give the individual a body odour reality check, which could be delivered by methods either verbal, physical, or excommunicatory.

Not to be confused with BORSCH (an acronym for Buy Our Russian Soup Choo Ho)

Dude, Kelvin really stinks man. Won't somebody just go BORC that mufukker?

by Merson Mertonovic June 25, 2016