boofing conkers

someone that inserts chestnuts, also known as conkers in the UK into their anal cavity for sexual pleasure

Hey Carlos, areyou boofing conkers again or why are you acting so strange?

boofing conkers by SkyNexus February 3, 2023

i-booking

The act of logging into facebook, on either an iPhone or iPod.

When adding the application to your iPhone, commenting on someones status, picture or wall - Facebook will auomatically tell the rest of the Facebook users that you are using an iPod device.

"Steven Gerrard added the facebook for iphone application."

- 'Dude, what time we going to the cinema?'

'I'll i-book you, man.'

- 'Wow. So her daddy bought her an iPhone. Not only does she have to SHOW me all the fucking time, but the bitch results to i-booking me ten times a friggin day!

'I hear ya, man. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound.'

i-booking by Miss C. October 9, 2009

circle-booking 

When two or more individuals are in the same location talking to eachother through Facebook or any other social networking site.

Are you all in the same house circle-booking?

circle-booking by LoLoIscrrraaaazy March 4, 2010

False booking 

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

False booking by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

tub-booking 

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.

She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!

tub-booking by lyubemia February 20, 2011

bare-boning it 

intercourse without a glove.

"Man she didnt even care, we ended up bare-boning it last night!"

bare-boning it by sssmart August 31, 2011

Throne booking 

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

Throne booking by ididthat October 25, 2011