pumpkin blumpkin

a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin

"lil Pete was the first man ever to recieve a pumpkin blumpkin."

by little and big pete October 12, 2006

virgin blumpkin

A popular variation of the blumpkin where head is still given, but no shit is taken.

Yo dog. My girl isn't very adventurous so we're starting off with a virgin blumpkin. Baby steps, dig?

by Mai Vang August 11, 2004

country blumpkin

n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse

uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin

by alexandrob August 23, 2004

country Blumpkin

The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".

Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.

by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004

blumpkin remix

the act of the guy enjoying taking a shit a lot more than getting his blow job.

Damn, I had the blumpkin remix last night while Sally was over.

by Conrad Murray February 18, 2011

Blumpkin Cup

A cup that is continuosuly used and never cleaned. Usually the cup is so dirty all sorts of germs and mold are highly visable, similar to what the aftermath of a blumpkin would look like.

Ever since the cafeteria started giving away free coffee my mug is starting to look like a Blumpkin Cup. I drink so much coffee I just have no time to clean it out each use.

by BSKabus February 9, 2010

blumpkin plunger

a sexual move which occurs during or at the end of a blumpkin, requiring the receiver to force the giver's head into the toilet after dropping a duece; usually happens due to lack of skill by the giver to make the receiver cum

Mike gave Alicia a blumpkin plunger because of her inability to get him off.

by Danger Taylor February 24, 2008