by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.
I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.
by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021

someone who sits on the couch all day instead of socializing a blob would rather play minecraft or clash of clans.
by izz going down April 20, 2018

by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015

A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.
Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT
by 1eel August 2, 2023

discord
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the blob emote is an emote that is like a blobfish but is yellow with a cute face like :3 and i bet every discord server your in would have this emote
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the blob emote is an emote that is like a blobfish but is yellow with a cute face like :3 and i bet every discord server your in would have this emote
user1: had you heard of the cool blob emote
user2: yeah, everyone knows it and even your friend knows it
user2: yeah, everyone knows it and even your friend knows it
by 8408 :D June 17, 2021

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019
