Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it

pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-

by pandypandora June 1, 2021

Bob the blob

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
This is bob the blob.

His name is bob.
He is a blob.
thank you
:)

Bob the blob... can he fix it?!?

Bob the blob... NO HE CAN'T

by bobby_blobby January 18, 2021

Bra blob

A form of fat occurring from the backside of a bra due to how tight the bra is

My mom had big bra blob yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

blobs

Blobs is a word that you say with anything

Blobs gives you peace and joy

My brothers and sisters you need blobs in your amen

Blobs of Gladys

by Nkechi Monday May 1, 2020

doo wop blob

The greatest thing on this earth. NickToons UK/EMEA ident from 2013-2021, still used in EMEA, with a singing blob singing the song "Bopalopalama Dipdip"

guy: lamalama dipdip
guy 2: doo wop blob referen!!!11111

by LouisGDYTUrban January 18, 2022

Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021