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The German Nose Bleed

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.
Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!
by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009
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bleeding ass liberal

A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.
Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004
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Bleeder

(Archaic) A person with hemophilia; a hemophiliac.
"Wait, don't hit me! I'm a bleeder!"
by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003
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bleeder

A term used to describe a virgin girl whose hymen is intact at the time of her first penetration. When she is first penetrated, whether by a finger, a penis, or some other object, her hymen tears and bleeds.
I had no idea April was a bleeder when I fingered her at the movies last night. She's so cute, I thought someone would have popped her cherry by now. If I had known, I would have waited to do it with my penis. It just goes to show you that you need to ask, especially with pre-high school girls. Drat!
by BRD May 5, 2005
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bleed

a name u call a friend r family member
(like blood)
"cya"
"its on bleed"
by sha-nice March 3, 2008
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bledrin

Chav term meaning bad boy or mate
yo bledrin - hi bad boy
Wot you up to bledrin - Wot you doin mate
by bad boy add December 9, 2008
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Bleeder

A slang for "being hopeless" or something like a continuous misery.
It's something negative, it can be a severe or continuous feeling.
She's going to break his heart, I know, He's going to be a total bleeder.

She speaks jargon, I can't understand a word she says, I'm a bleeder.
by LH86 February 5, 2009
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