fart blaster

A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.

Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!

by Mike Knight June 22, 2006

blastercoffee

is a shot of espresso that is extremely very extremely loaded with caffeine for people that want to stay up the whole day and whole night who cannot function without it, essentially total coffee fanatics!

"I would like mine a triple espresso nut, but no!, I would I would like it to be a blastercoffee, quadruple espresso with foam on top"

by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015

star blaster

Blowing into an asshole, and then having it fart back into you face.

I just gave her a star blaster, and I can still smell it.

by jayzee616 November 8, 2007

Ass-Blasterbate

A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.

After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.

by TheWopShop December 31, 2013

tit blaster

A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.

Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Turkey Blaster

To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.

I`ll use the Turkey Blaster on that chick and get her all horney so we can run a train on her.

by Tina Tongetwat June 5, 2007

apple blumpster

Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.

While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.

by K. Schulten May 14, 2011