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Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.
"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"
by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019
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a bit of alright

An attractive person, be it male or female. Used by heterosexuals to describes memembers of the opposite sex and homosexuals to describe members of the same sex. Bi-sexuals get to use it for anyone!
That Hayley's a bit of alright.
by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005
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Lit a bit

A term only used by bad math teachers that don't know how to teach math and have dumb sayings that no one cares about
Teacher:It's lit a bit!!
Students: STFU no one likes you
by XxFortnite_god420xX June 8, 2018
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Bit bent

bit bents are bisexuals who are actually more straight then bisexual. A girl may like boys and girls but she is more into guys than girls. A boy may like guys and girls but he is more into girls than boys.
Person 1: Alex says she's bisexual but she's always with guys.
Person 2: She's a bit bent. Duh.
by LaurBore June 20, 2011
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bit trip

Journey through one's lifetime; From life to death; Timeline
"We become something from nothing...
...after our Bit Trip is complete..."
-Palisagrus
by Zee_0 March 25, 2017
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rubbing bits

When Lachie and Izzy throw down and decide yea lets not have proper sex, lets just rub ourselves against one another and make it weird
by reuifrhidfbvvb January 15, 2018
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Tidder Bit

Small, something minute in size, scale, or quanity. Synonyms: Tiny,
I was only a "Tidder Bit" late for work today.
by BennyDMoney December 20, 2009
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