Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

a bit of alright

An attractive person, be it male or female. Used by heterosexuals to describes memembers of the opposite sex and homosexuals to describe members of the same sex. Bi-sexuals get to use it for anyone!

That Hayley's a bit of alright.

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

Lit a bit

A term only used by bad math teachers that don't know how to teach math and have dumb sayings that no one cares about

Teacher:It's lit a bit!!
Students: STFU no one likes you

by XxFortnite_god420xX June 8, 2018

Eun-Bit

A person who won't take things lightly all the time. Loves to have fun and is easy to tease. A person with a great charming smile and is easy to have a sisterly bond with. But has her likes and dislikes. Someone you can trust for sure! You can notice that they can be competitive too at times. Someone who has a sexy bod also (: They can tend to get a little agressive and bi polar but overall very lovable.

Eun-bit, Bit, sisterly

by abdcang May 17, 2011

Tidder Bit

Small, something minute in size, scale, or quanity. Synonyms: Tiny,

I was only a "Tidder Bit" late for work today.

by BennyDMoney December 20, 2009

Bit of a Gareth

A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".

"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."

by Belchtwat March 27, 2019

rubbing bits

When Lachie and Izzy throw down and decide yea lets not have proper sex, lets just rub ourselves against one another and make it weird

They were rubbing bits for days

by reuifrhidfbvvb January 15, 2018