The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects
One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.
One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.
"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"
"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"
"O I M8 thank you bruva!"
"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"
"O I M8 thank you bruva!"
by willnotcallyou November 24, 2019
An attractive person, be it male or female. Used by heterosexuals to describes memembers of the opposite sex and homosexuals to describe members of the same sex. Bi-sexuals get to use it for anyone!
That Hayley's a bit of alright.
by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005
A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".
"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"
"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"
"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"
"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
by Belchtwat March 27, 2019
A term only used by bad math teachers that don't know how to teach math and have dumb sayings that no one cares about
by XxFortnite_god420xX May 22, 2018
A person who won't take things lightly all the time. Loves to have fun and is easy to tease. A person with a great charming smile and is easy to have a sisterly bond with. But has her likes and dislikes. Someone you can trust for sure! You can notice that they can be competitive too at times. Someone who has a sexy bod also (: They can tend to get a little agressive and bi polar but overall very lovable.
by abdcang April 27, 2011
by Zee_0 March 25, 2017
When Lachie and Izzy throw down and decide yea lets not have proper sex, lets just rub ourselves against one another and make it weird
They were rubbing bits for days
by reuifrhidfbvvb January 15, 2018