butter my biscuits

The sexual act of filling one's anus with butter then proceeding to shove a corn cob up the anus all while yelling "LOVE IS THE ANSWER"

Last night me and my boyfriend got frisky and he decided to butter my biscuits

by Garlico February 24, 2018

biscuits the pig

coolest person to ever live not actually a pig but still

That Biscuits the pig is one fly ass mofo

by Biscuits the pig December 1, 2003

Biscuits -N- Gravy

When someone goes down on your balls (Biscuits) until you spew (Gravy).

Gloria from the Waffle House lapped on my biscuits until I gave her some gravy. Ain't nothing she likes better in the morning than Biscuits -N- Gravy, a real breakfast in bed.

by Hung Chow November 22, 2007

kitty biscuits

"KITTY BISCUITS" is the name of a band who specialize in the production of music for the purpose of cats to listen to. Their audience is entirely cats. Also known as the "CAT ILLUMINATI".

Guy 1 - Oh man, I was just browsing 4chan, and I saw this video of some cat illuminati ..
Guy 2 - Fucking Kitty Biscuits ..

by bass n meow December 9, 2013

dicso biscuits

(ecstasy), love hearts,twisters,clovers,double clovers, mitsubishi,toyota,stars e.c.t
also known as dance appreciation tablets.

"luke, do you want some dicso biscuits?"
they get you nicely fucked.
luke white is a ghetto surpeme

by danny n karys March 21, 2008

Fanny Biscuits

The female equivalent of 'smegma'

"She hadn't washed her pants in days, they were full of fanny biscuits"

by hiyalove April 11, 2010

Mushy Biscuits

When a group of men or women compete to be the last to ejaculate on a biscuit. Whoever ejaculates first has to eat the biscuit that everyone else has cum upon.

"Dude, we played Mushy Biscuits last night. It was sick. And I totally lost."
"What'd you have to do when you lost?"

"I had to eat the cum-biscuit..."

by Mushy Biscuit Queen January 13, 2010