Bester

A stronger version of better

That card is bester than that one!

by Peter Dobinson June 19, 2004

bestestestest

adj: the best of the best

fucking her hard was the bestestestest

by jjj August 17, 2004

Bestest in the Westest

When you are better than everyone but some people think you are more the wickedest witch in the west.

Did you know that my best friend is the Bestest in the Westest

by Karajayce1 August 11, 2017

Bestiality

The act of being sexually involved and gaining sexual pleasure from a non-human species. Most commonly performed with dogs, cats, and occasionally farm animals.

I was home alone and just starting to undress and rub my clit, when my dog walked in the room. I had an idea, albeit not a very new one, to commit bestiality. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed the jar of peanut butter, a knife, and scooped my little dog up. We went to the bathroom for some privacy, as the windows were open. I opened up the jar of peanut butter and slathered it all over my tits and inner thighs, then as an afterthought between my pussy lips. I sat on my feet with my legs spread and started to massage my clit. With my other hand I took a bit of peanut butter off my tit and gave it to my dog, then pull her closer. She slowly started licking my left breast, taking her time as I pounded my clit. She moved on to my right boob, then my right inner thigh, then the left. Just as I felt like I was going to cum, she started licking my sensitive folds. I let out a gasp as I came harder than I had ever before. She licked every last drop of my cum.

by Hsjsjsjsjskshjsjhgahwhbsusn July 5, 2022

Bestest

WARNING: Dont overuse it or you will sound insincere and stupid.

1 (verb) The greatest, awesomest, best thing ever in the world ever! Despite sounding retarded, it is better than saying best.

2 (noun) Word used to describe your favourite person(or people) to have cybersex with. Cybersex is also called "talking" Mostly used in front of small children, parents, other unapproving people.

Also called a special friend. Not to be confused with a bestest friend. Ever.

1 They weren't just best friends, they were bestest friends.

2 (a converstion)
Person 1: "So, erm, my... bestest... and me, we were "talking" on msn for an hour."
Person 2: "Wow, whats their addy? I need to talk to them!"
Small kid/Parent/Unapproving Person: "Huh?"

by Lyddy Cool January 31, 2007

Bestay

The new cool way to call your bestie, usually used by kids 9-12

Hey, Bestay! Want to come over?

by Pickle.321.og May 21, 2021

bestesterness

its a word. i swear. usually used for describing a awsome person that you cant think of any other word for..someone that you really really really love i <3 nicki:

dan&nickiforever: i love her cuz she is the bestesterness:

by pyro4lyfe999 March 25, 2009