Oxford School of Gentlemanship

An institution reserved only for the prestigious, where the elite learn and master the art and conduct of a gentleman. The "dashing good looks" is the most difficult preliminary hurdle. Once a candidate has passed this excruciating examine the burden of relief is lifted from the candidate. The course is a mere 7 months long. The candidates receive the title "Gentleman" after completion of a grueling 6 months of knowledge.

"Yo Jake is gentleman!"

That's because he attended the Oxford School of Gentlemanship!"

"Exquisite!"

by cognac87 November 27, 2012

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Relevant Gentleman's Society

An organization of like minded individuals celebrating the art and sophistication of a well groomed mustache. A soul patch is an accessory and not considered part of a traditional mustache. Wearers are not welcome.

The APD sport the most ridiculous mustaches. Yeah, obviously not a single member of the Relevant Gentleman's Society among them.

by MaxMG February 17, 2009

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Lazy Gentleman

An act usually performed by a male in which he offers to get the door for a female and opens said door by pushing the door's handicap button. Often followed by the woman being allowed to enter the door first simply because the handicap button puts the man farther from the door than the woman.

Cindy: How was your date with John last night?

Suzie: Horrible... he took me out to a really crappy restaurant, made ME pay for his meal, and even pulled a Lazy Gentleman on our way in.

Cindy: What a total douche!

by mkmtrumpeter April 6, 2009

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