The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

jonah beck

Bella’s hawt boyfriend you can find him on andi mack

Oh my gosh look it’s Jonah beck

by Slurpeeeee May 14, 2018

Becking

When your female sexual partner only kisses the tip of your penis and never puts her lips around the shaft. Often to episodes of doctor who.

She was becking my cock all night last night.

by Scrappy January 26, 2017

Becks

Very kind person who doesn’t know they are happy but they are inside and everyone expects them to be happy but her best friend always knows when she is sad

I have a becks lol.

by Crispybacooooon July 1, 2020

beck yeah

It is like heck yeah, but beck yeah 🤙

- Cool! Beck Yeah! Are we chill? 🤙🤙
- Beck Yeah?
- Yeah, Beck Yeah! 🤙
- What is Beck Yeah?
- Oh, it is like heck yeah, but beck yeah 🤙

by jeg314 December 14, 2023

Hampstead Beck

A girl, who lives in North West London. Goes to South Hampstead, Jfs, or Channing and spends every Friday at The Coffee Cup wearing a North Face Jacket. Typically hangs out with boys from UCS

David “oh look, it’s the Hampstead Becks”
Mel “Yeah, they are here every friday”

by lotusspread3214 November 8, 2021

Tyler Beck

This guy is the sexiest motherfucker in the world. He’s half Jewish half Christian so he’s got the best of both worlds. Has brown hair, brown eyes, a fat ass, unspoken rizz, and absolutely unparalleled drip. He’s a hot sexy skater boy with no mommy issues and also his music taste is better than everyone elses. People used to call him “lesbian” and “one inch wonder” but he didn’t listen and became a sigma male quadrillionaire with an elite grindset. Ladies love him and want him for his massive biceps but he also has a cool personality. He’s a total stud you want Tyler Beck in your life.

Girl 1: Tyler Beck is so yummy and scrumptious!!!!

Girl 2: oh my gawdddd Tyler Beck is such a baddy zaddy I want his children

Girl 3: Bitch I already had his babies DAFUQ?!
Peter griffin: I’m Peter griffin from family guy

by nottylerbeck July 31, 2022