bear vs shark 

A former Five piece indie band composed of friends from the state of Michigan. Their music includes quick singing with fast paced guitar riffs and drum beats.

Bear vs Shark was....will always be the shit.

bear vs shark by Pink1floyd November 11, 2006

bear with 

Used to avert and prevent others from speaking when receiving and reading an SMS. Usually to remain in focus! Made popular by the British sitcom Miranda.

Used when in a conversation with a group of people receiving and reading an SMS.
"Bear with, bear with, bear with..."

bear with by joachimt December 14, 2011

bear with a honey pot 

When a guy cums on a girls body and she scoops it up and eats it off of her hands

Man!, I cumed on this girls stomach last night and she ate it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.

bear with a honey pot by The (sixty-nine)'er February 18, 2009

Bear Troll 

A personality type one gets after smoking. It means all one does is eat and sleep. One then denies it and trolls on everyone else.

Stephen- you're sleeping
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll

Bear Troll by CCSW September 26, 2012

bear country 

Any place where black bears, grizzly bears, or Kodiak bears are common.

Keep yer rifle close; we're in bear country.

bear country by Sanka Jones December 23, 2013

bear fucker

A russian whore, or just a russian person, came from the idea that Catherine the Great (czarina of Russia) dabbled in beastiality.

Usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the Russians, like Poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to "never trust a russian").

Jane: What's that girls name?
Anne: Tatiana.
Jane: Is she Russian?
Anne: Of course.
Jane: What a dirty bear fucker.

bear fucker by debauchery123 November 15, 2009

Bear Trap 

When performing 69 for a girl, the man sneezes thereby startling the girl who bites down on the defenseless wang as a reflex.

James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.

Bear Trap by Dougie February 5, 2004