Newport Beach

A city surrounded by Irvine, Laguna, Huntington, and Costa Mesa. Newport has some pretty amazing beaches, parks, restaurants, and shopping centers. The people are not always too nice, but they aren't too bad. Everyone who lives in Newport, including myself, hates tourists... they're annoying. The houses are super expensive, and a lot of the people who live here got their money similarly to how Mitt Romney got his. Daddy gave it to him. Some people, though, worked really hard to live here... so we aren't all snobby assholes. All in all, Newport is a pretty cool city.

Newport Beach Citizen 1: "Daddy bought me a $10 million house!"
Newport Beach Citizen 2: "I worked my f*cking ass off to get a house here!"

by UDboy October 28, 2015

Pompano Beach

The center of the universe.

When I come in from any other planet I first land in Pompano Beach, Florida.

by Mark Anderson, Mayor August 18, 2006

Clam Beach

Discribing a period of time when you are completly surrounded by chics. clam

Lets go to the titty bars tonight, last Friday it was a total clam beach and smelled like one too.

by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006

Beach Drunk

Such bliss while at the beach that one loses track of time, even the days of the week. Not to be confused with drunk. Beach drunk is pure happiness, not alcohol-induced confusion.

"She didn't realize that the mini-vacation at the shore had left her pleasantly beach drunk until she turned on the television expecting to watch her weekday shows and discovered that it was Saturday."

by BenKatTalks January 11, 2015

sonova beach

A popular location in Florida for beach volleyball.

Let's play volleyball at Sonova Beach. I love that place.

by Slickboisss November 30, 2017

Beach House

Easily the most underrated dream pop band of the 21st century. Victoria Legrand and Alex Scally are lyrical geniuses that have managed to stay under the radar for many years, creating an especially tight and niche fanbase. Beach house is an addiction for the soul and is also treated as a form of therapy for many individuals.

"what's ur favorite band?"
"Beach house.""
"hm. what's that?""

by mbvbitch July 3, 2021

Rings Beach

A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.

Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!

by Mike October 19, 2004