Itchy Jungle

a massinve amount of pubic hair around the asshole often causing severe itchyness and irritation; when standing straight up the asshair will be sticking out of the asscrack. a asshair amount that you can compare to a jungle; when asscheeks spread you cannot see the asshole due to the amount of hair.

He has a disgusting Itchy Jungle around his asshole.

by NowahsFriend November 19, 2010

itchy

when someone has skin that is so dark that it looks dry or ashy

"That boy is so black he looks itchy"

by beanie1976 January 21, 2009

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

by Buechel July 23, 2022

itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy

A phrase used by an elderly grandfather to describe his hyperactive grandson's frequent movements.

Settle down boy, you're gettin all itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy!

by JefferiahtheMessiah April 16, 2022

itchy gym butt

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.

Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.

by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

Itchy Brian

Another word for crackhead commonly used in the West side of USA.

Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*

by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020