northwest baptist academy

A place where the rules are held so tightly by the staff that the kids dont even know how to live. A place where they instill fear into the students in order to keep them in their cult like ways. Where being two-faced is the standard and is taught everyday by the ones in charge. where one is taught if your mind wanders outside of the bible you are now putting yourself at risk of becoming a teenage parent whether you know what sex is or not. A place where 99% of the students want nothing but freedom. A place where once you enter, you will forever be judged by those trapped inside.BEWARE.

individual one: i wish i could...
individual two: hasnt everyone?
individual one: no. i go to Northwest Baptist Academy :(
individual two: oh, im sorry.

by escapee#5 October 24, 2011

Tactical Baptism

Aka waterboarding

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism

by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018

mountaineer baptism

A Mountaineer Baptism is when an Appalachian State University fan plunges themselves into the waters of the Duck Pond, which contain high levels of bird's fecal matter and urine. This usually will take place after a big sporting event win. Those who undergo a mountaineer baptism usually contract chlamydia from the birds via the water.

After the Miracle on the Mountain (AppState winning the football game at the last second), the drunk students stormed the field and underwent a Mountaineer Baptism down at the Duck Pond.

by ralphbuchinski September 18, 2022

St. John the Baptist

This is the most treacherous school I have seen in my 47 years of living. I sent my kids here for a year and I am already in debt 30,000 dollars. My kids are 4th graders and came home and they stink of the cafeteria and gym. Their feet especially stink band they now have fungus in between their toes. They need to do hygiene protocols. Their penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He is now traumatized and mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They need to do hygiene protocols. My kids penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He now mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They are taught that premarital pregnancy is a sin. Me and my hunky (FIFTH) cousin/husband had our first child at 14 years old. Ever since then, we now have 7.5 kids and are living in a BEAUTIFUL trailer. So are we going to hell???? HUH?!?! DON’T SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. ZERO STARS. ZERO.

“St.John the Baptist gives your kids foot fungus and obesity.”

“I sent my kid to St. John the Baptist and are now in debt by 40,000 dollars.”

by alphasubmissivemale August 30, 2022

landover baptist

A false internet-based church dedicated to exposing a side of christianity most do not know.

Landover Baptist does not welcome those who are not saved

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

dog in the bathtub

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

They just don't want to stay in there! Like a dog in the bathtub.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Baptist

A member of one of several hundred Christian denominations who all agree that the the Bible is the literal word of God, but don't agree with each other. See fundamentalist, fucktard

Q. What religion are you, Reformed Baptist?
A. No, they're going to Hell(tm). I'm a Sovergn Grace Baptist.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006