Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 February 05, 2016

Backseating

While in the back of a car (any even a videogame) posting hentai/r34 to a discord server.

Joakim: Ok im backseating right now.
Geir: Wait, why now?

by k00le August 04, 2022

backseat are my favourite

To love engaging in anal activities

On our first date she told me "backseat are my favourite"

by Onlinegypsy June 26, 2024

Backseat Bender

Having intercourse in the back of a car where the female is bent over the back seat

I banged Abbie in the back seat yesterday, gave her a full backseat bender treatment.

by Daniel Allen Bitches February 29, 2016

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

by Cody5050 December 26, 2020

Backseat

The backseat is usually for little kids, immature teens and drunk adults. The backseat is for party's, arguments and socializing and sometimes sex. All around the backseat can be a great place especially on school buses.

Guy 1: let's get to the backseat

Guy 2: yeah I need to show something

Girl: want to see my boobs

Guy 1&2: BACKSEAT RULES!!

by TheMemeGod July 25, 2017

Backseat Mining

When someone watching you play Minecraft questions all of your decisions and tells you how they think you should be playing.

Jordan is always backseat mining me, every time I play it's just, "cobblestone this" or, "you should have used that"

by WiggleFest July 10, 2014