Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.
"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."
by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025
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Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.
Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"
by TheToesKnows December 03, 2024
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Backseat Driver

(MarioKart def)

Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.
Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!
by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020
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Backseat barnstorming

"Man, the couple across from me in the parking lot is doing some backseat barnstorming"
by Geoff the Jeff February 08, 2022
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backseat burn

when you get fucked in a backseat and have carpet burn on your knees
brooo check out the backseat burn on that girls knees!

yeah she must have been gettin it on gooood last night
by amjesuschrist69 April 04, 2020
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Backseat Gulag

When your team member is dead and they try to tell you how to play Gulag
Person1: Bruh he was on your left you could've shot him easily....

Person2: Shut the fuck up you're being a Backseat Gulag
by KhandabarIndia May 04, 2020
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