gettysburg axe handle 

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

gettysburg axe handle by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

face the axe 

to confront a really uncomfortable, terrifying or dangerous situation.

i couldn't stand the guilt, so i decided to face the axe and confessed to the policeman.

face the axe by getjonas February 2, 2009

the smurf from golden axe 

refers to a short person, resembling the smurf with the axe from the old popular pc game "Golden Axe".

Look at him, he's so ugly, he looks like the smurf from golden axe.

the smurf from golden axe by phlegmat May 28, 2005

drop an axe 

The act of defecating.

I had to leave class early to run home and drop an axe.

drop an axe by BM HAT January 22, 2010

Lesbian Axe 

Banjo; stringed instrument originating from the Isle of Lesbos.

Steve Martin was blowin' up the folk festival with his Lesbian Axe.

No shit, your sister in law was riveted.

Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.

Lesbian Axe by Mr. Bodangles June 16, 2013

Drop the Axe

To get rid of or do away with someone or something after an undesirable event happens.

"I am going to drop the axe on Rich, Paul"

"Why?"

"He stole my ATM card and tried to sleep with my girl"

"They are going to drop the axe on Amanda because she calls in sick all of the time."

Drop the Axe by quest224 July 16, 2009

hat and axe it 

An alternative to showering

When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray

I woke up 5 minutes before class started today, so I had to hat and axe it with all the rush.

Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.

He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.

Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."

hat and axe it by CougHunter February 18, 2010