Aussie Camping

When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.

My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.

Or

We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.

by Wirrwarr February 17, 2023

aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

aussy

Australian Pussy

Man that Aussie Chick got that Aussy

by FlamingFart8008 May 3, 2023

Aussie drive by

blasting kerser while smoking darts,breaking hearts, jaw swinging and piss filled super soakers

"Oi cunt this kid stole my shoes" "wanna go do an aussie drive by on his house?"

by Gandhi the bogan May 30, 2019

Aussie Gamers

Retired Streamer, during his times he liked to punch holes in the wall and his consoles, until they broke, loved showing his half an inch penis on a video

Hey guys it's your boy Aussie gamers here. Nick Greenwood enters chat

by Cowchewer life August 9, 2023

Aussie Gun Bunny

A member of the royal australian artillery. IE someone good at blowing stuff up.

Holy shit that round was close, what the fuck are those Aussie gun bunny's doing???

by aussieguy82 September 12, 2015

Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

by Peadhan September 27, 2024