assphasia

A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.

"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"

by fooz20 December 30, 2008

Assphilosophy

The teachings about life and the universe by people who are always drunks,hopeless and clueless. Assphilosophists make up the majority of the population of the world

Hassan: people, the world is like that of a beer mixed with pancakes.
Jonathat:Thats assphilosophy man,

by Beefchicken May 28, 2010

layin' asphalt

To take an extremely large dump( shit, crap, poop) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again.

"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"

"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."

by Marshall Gillikin February 16, 2008

erotic asphixiation

The greatest feeling in the world

Last night I experienced erotic asphixiation and it was the greatest thing I've ever felt.

by Frznsoda September 14, 2018

asphalt

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2008

AsphaltChicken

An AsphaltChicken is the most dangerous enemy to encounter in most games.
Since HL1DM, cs 0.1beta and TFC...every gamer around the world is beware of that of tha special player...

noob: "hey..the chicken is cheating..nobody can be that good, quick and impossible to overrule!"

AsphaltChicken:" hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!"

by AsphaltChicken February 24, 2005

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010