Amish Stress Ball

slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.

(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"

by aman mar December 9, 2012

Amish oil change

Amish oil change: when a woman performs Fellatio on a horse and spits the cum out.

that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.

by sgtinf December 28, 2011

Amish Back Door

Having butt sex during a power outage.

Damn, this power outage is boring. Wanna pass the time with an Amish back door?

by AmishLord June 9, 2017

Amish Mud Hat

When an unlucky individual is changing the shoes on a horses rear hooves and the horse decides it's a perfect time to take dump.

Jebadiah's wife, Emma, was crowned with an Amish Mud Hat today just before breakfast.

by Stratratt December 29, 2008

Amish Donkey Plow

When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.

Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.

by Evanieser1 January 18, 2009

Amish Moon Butter

The act of peeing into an amish person's ass and then churning it with your cock.

Michael: "Dude i went to the amish market and met this girl."
Rupert: "Oh yeah what was she like, what did yall do?"
Michael: "Oh yea we made some amish moon butter."

by SaturdaySatan May 11, 2023

Amish Fucking Patel

The God of Chaos. He is entropy at its finest most purest form. He cannot be beaten, only joined. You must blindly follow his path by acquiescing to the realm of life involving the most volatile and unyielding form of anarchy. There is no other choice. Resistance is futile.

I am Amish Fucking Patel

by Thewentzwagon November 23, 2018