asinine

saying that a girls ass is almost perfect. 9 out of 10

ill give her face a two, and her asinine

by Allen Weik June 16, 2008

Assing

The process of using one's ass to suggest that another person move elsewhere.

"Dude, what are you doing in my face"
"Sorry man, that guy was assing me this way"

by VerkyTheTurky January 27, 2013

Asinine

Nine Asses

Ass to the ninth degree

Ass to the power nine.

Much more Assy than Ass-A-Two

A nine tailed fox is asinine - and so is my boss.

by 39tmzz1f7k January 20, 2009

assing my ride

In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.

Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!

Husband: Quit assing my ride!

by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011

Ashing

Searching, finding and flirting with people on the internet, preferably people who you don't know, live absolutely nowhere near you, and you have no intention of meeting them in person (even though you tell them you plan on doing so). This has been linked very closely with misleading those unfortunate persons into thinking you are in "true love" with them.

This act has been named after a certain 'male' of whom indulges into this act frequently with several of the female gender across the internet simultaneously

Also used to describe an act of being so up your own arse, so big-headed and thinking every girl that glances at you, fancy you!

'"Yo dude, av u gt ny randm gals addys? am wel up 4 doin sum ashing 2nite"'

'"hey, met my girlfriend on facebook"
"have you actually met her? i mean in person?"
"no, but she says we will, we're deeply in true love"
"mate, i feel for you, she's ashing you!"
"SHIT! NOOOOOOO!"'

'"that girl well fancies me"
"shes 8 years old! stop ashing!"'

by MY DYING DUCKY January 11, 2009

Absinthe

A very strong alcoholic beverage.

"Absinthe, the drink that makes you want to kill yourself instantly".

by Uncle Jez January 7, 2010

asinine

1. Adjective describing one who is very ignorant.

2. Rating on one's ass.

1. That stupid shit who cut me off has to be pretty damn asinine to consider doing it again.

2. I'll give her face a two...and her ass a nine/asinine.

by doomsong123 March 29, 2007