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See a man about a dog

Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."
by Alexandra July 29, 2004
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abort-o-day

a day when you get up late, waste time, and realise it's 3:30 and you're still in your PJs and it's too late to go out for "daytime" activities.
Today was an abort-o-day - exactly like yesterday, in fact.
by richard_geefe January 8, 2005
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about a week ago

A phrase used to break into a dance
Person 1: When was your birthday?

Person 2: About a week ago

* they both look at each other and say: "ABOUT A WEEK AGOO" *
by bighead November 25, 2014
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For Those About To Rock

Great AC/DC song, great album, great band, what else can I say?
*silence*
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
FIRE
WE SALUUUTE YOU

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK...
WE SALUUUUTE YOU
by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
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Duluth Abortion

The act of giving birth directly into Lake Superior from atop the Lift Bridge.
The other day I was in Canal Park and this lady was having a Duluth Abortion in plain daylight. The baby struggled for damn near 20 minutes.
by Duluth Terminology Branch March 10, 2008
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out and about

Expect rain if you're out and about.
by Theresa Quirk January 11, 2006
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