by Unlucky_Possum September 27, 2023

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.
My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.
what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.
what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.
by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025

by Unlimited_Boldness November 1, 2016

by matrixity July 16, 2023

Mark Zuckerberg: Hey, did you sign up for Threads yet?
Mark Zuckerberg’s wife: No! Why would I already have a Twitter account and it’s the exact same thing
Mark Zuckerberg’s wife: No! Why would I already have a Twitter account and it’s the exact same thing
by SausageTunnel July 6, 2023

/thread is used ironically uncommonly
when someone quotes dumb post/s on the imageboard and sums up ironically the value of the message behind them
when someone quotes dumb post/s on the imageboard and sums up ironically the value of the message behind them
When posting for example on lgbt board things like;
The female body is beautiful and aesthetic. You'd have to be fucked in the head to not like it.
and the other user quotes your post and writes;
/thread
The female body is beautiful and aesthetic. You'd have to be fucked in the head to not like it.
and the other user quotes your post and writes;
/thread
by jagth March 4, 2018

by Noah_H25 May 19, 2018
