Squidward

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Squidward

by XQB January 8, 2022

Squidward Chin

Where a old man shits on your chin and you lick while rubbing it to Squidward from the hit series Spongebob Squarepants

I did a squidward chin on my mom.

by BIG O SIGMA September 2, 2025

Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.

“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019

Squidward Effect

When in a voice chat or in a game and you laugh so hard you almost lose consciousness.

My friend Todd had the Squidward Effect playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

Squidward Effect

When you almost lose consciousness while playing a online game or in a voice chat.

My friend Todd experienced the Squidward effect while playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

Squidward

Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.

The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.

by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025

The Squidward

When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things

If he snitch on me ima hit him wit the squidward no kap

by Jumpa Brim March 10, 2022