A michael is an amazing and handsome man, who can make you laugh harder than ever!! he is very sweet and kind and if your dating a michael (lucky you!!) he will give you so much love and attention and more!! not to mention he is a hottie;) if you ever meet a Michael cheerish him forever!
by trisha4657392 July 10, 2018
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by Wilmore Jenkins October 28, 2019
Get the Michael mug.A Michael is an absolute dick. He can be funny at times, but doesn't seem to understand anyone. He makes the worst boyfriend possible. He will only make matters worse. He is kinda sticky and leaves an odd after taste after kissing you. He is just about as smooth as an 80 year old man. He CAN be cool, but that's pretty rare. He's obsessed with video games and you have to pry him out of his house. Michael's can be decent friends as long as you don't tell them any personal stuff.
Bob-I haven't seen Michael in a week. Is he still alive?
Sara-Yeah, he's just been playing some video game.
Sara-Yeah, he's just been playing some video game.
by Absolutetrash77777 August 3, 2017
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name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
by slayerr August 30, 2007
Get the michael mug.Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand
Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael
Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael
Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand
by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010
Get the Michael mug.He is the best. You can always talk to him when you need to and he will understand it. He will hide his feelings because he thinks you don't feel the same way. He's flirty and cocky. He is the definition of perfect and you will love him. He is worried about you and you only. He plays basketball and is 5'10 or taller usually. He works with you in class and is always wearing a hoodie that brings out the best in him. He tries his best but if he lets you down he makes up for it. If you got your self a Michael don't let go of him. He is attractive but will deny it. 😍❤😘
me: michael} is perfect
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws
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