A guy with fuckboy hair and a amazing sense of humor. He doesn't find it hard to make people laugh at all. He also has a strikingly large penis.
by Adolf_Stalin November 27, 2016

When you find a girl you like and you end up in the friend zone for months. She tells you about all the guys she hooks up with and you're pretty much brother sister.... but the brother wants an incestuous relationship. Also it helps if you have had the chance to hook up with her before.
by dickdadi September 21, 2017

A name so sexy that when girls see a man with this name, "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion immediatly starts to play in their heads.
Girl 1: "WOW! That guy is pretty hot!"
Girl 2: "You know it . . . Whoa! Is it me or did "the Power of Love" just start playing?"
Girl 1: "It's not just you, I hear it too!"
Girl 2: "His name must be Michael! <3
Girl 1 & Girl 2: "DIBS!!!"
Girl 2: "You know it . . . Whoa! Is it me or did "the Power of Love" just start playing?"
Girl 1: "It's not just you, I hear it too!"
Girl 2: "His name must be Michael! <3
Girl 1 & Girl 2: "DIBS!!!"
by The Running Person March 30, 2010

Michael is a name given to a funny and pretty good looking gent that loves his video games. They are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party.\. When a michael is younger he usually has some sort of issue with his testicles. These michaels find one serious relationship and hang on to it forever and don't let go no matter what his friends tell him. All in all a michael is a fun guy to be around.
by rkptb February 4, 2010

by I'mNotCrossCat98 December 6, 2015

by Homedepot is all i can get August 29, 2017
