blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it

pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-

by pandypandora June 1, 2021

Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

blob fart

1 A fart causing an accidental release of excrement.
2 A stupid or annoying person.

The new boss is a right blob fart.

by ThePillenwerfer July 26, 2023

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

Blob

A girl named Amelia

Amelia is a fat Blob

by Hejddodn September 16, 2023

blob sucker

when someone dares to suck your blob

hey Micheal, don't you even fucking dare to suck my blob again you fucking blob sucker!
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *

by brigidonzio January 5, 2022

Blob out

When an individual high on cannabis sits for periods of time not focusing on their surroundings, but contemplating life; acting like a 'blob'.

Sorry what did you say? I just blobbed out

Did you blob out again?

by Charli Dawzz June 24, 2016