Squidward

a fictional character that constantly gets, tortured, hated, falsely prosecuted, abused, and put in danger. by all the other characters or the universe itself, for slapstick purposes.

Rolly is the Squidward of the 101 Dalmatians universe.

by RichCollDude March 5, 2025

squidward brunt

Sore loser

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"

by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016

Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose

Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.

by anonymous June 5, 2024

Squidward

KSI

Squidward

by XQB January 8, 2022

Squidward Chin

Where a old man shits on your chin and you lick while rubbing it to Squidward from the hit series Spongebob Squarepants

I did a squidward chin on my mom.

by BIG O SIGMA September 2, 2025

Bye Squidward!

An infamous line said by Daniel Craig before disappearing in front of thousands of people.

"BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. YOU AREN'T ... IN TROUBLE. IT'S OK. DADDY'S GOT YOU. IT'S ALL-"
"Bye Squidward!"
"NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUURRRR URHRHH URHHHHH..."

by cozziefox March 2, 2024

Squidward

The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.

Last night, Isiah got a squidward!

by Reaperparadox September 10, 2019