A sandy evans is when a girl is giving a man a hand job and uses her snot as lubricant then pours sand on the male's penis and sucks it off.
I was hanging with this thott and she gave me a sandy evans.
I was at the beach with my girl and she gave me a sandy evans.
I was at the beach with my girl and she gave me a sandy evans.
by Demyst December 03, 2014
A sandy clam; given to a girl after sex on the beach or sandy area. After sex, the females partner throws sand onto the moist sand box (vagina). Thus creating a "sandy clam" such as a clam in the sand at the beach.
by urmom99 June 23, 2017
Having won the bet, I knew I was going to get blown, but didn't know she was bringing the full hurricane sandy...
by sandy_survivor November 01, 2012
by Limeguy24 August 31, 2009
Sandy Vagina, n. - A girl of which is displaying random unaccountable anger to surrounding guys for no apparent reason due to meaningless problems in her worthless life.
Bryan: Dude, what is wrong with Nicole? Is she on her rag again for the third time this month?
Robert: Nope, I think her boyfriend just broke up with her. Now she is being a little sandy vagina.
Robert: Nope, I think her boyfriend just broke up with her. Now she is being a little sandy vagina.
by BabaBryan July 14, 2010
smoker1: what was i talking about...
smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"
smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"
by Opi8 June 02, 2011
When somebody has sand in between there ass cheeks or up there asshole making them grumpy and angry.
Jessica: YOUR A TOTAL MCDOUCHE N HUMP!!!
Jon: Smells like the beach!
Matt: She has sandy cheeks!!
Jessica: FUCK YOU MATT!
Stephan: Want me to suck the sand out?
Luke: Ill get the vacuum!
Jon: Smells like the beach!
Matt: She has sandy cheeks!!
Jessica: FUCK YOU MATT!
Stephan: Want me to suck the sand out?
Luke: Ill get the vacuum!
by Snifferpitz June 06, 2009