dick rug

A pelt of fur above the dick (penis). Adjective to describe a friend or person who is noncommittal.

Curtis will not comit to playing to golf and therefore is a dick rug. #808

by Sisterwife June 11, 2017

Rug Lettuce

When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...

by Hot Avian September 22, 2018

Rug monkey

Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos

“Did you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey

by lemonzestpizza April 2, 2022

Rug Sausage

A hairy penis

She’s into rug sausage

by Ghostinthedark February 9, 2018

rug mrs

Another saying for "oh that sucks" or "oh fuck." This phase is normally used when you are with a group teenagers who feel badly for a situation you are in.

Oh rug mrs, Noah did trumps secret stepson just try fuck your friend lauren?

by not your average teenage girl September 28, 2017

Chewed rug

“Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.

That blue haired freaks chewed rug is showing through her cargo pants!

by Corncob gobbler December 16, 2022

Rug Party

An event hosted and/or attended primarily by lesbians.

Man, I ain' goin' to that rug party. No action for me there.

by Donny Wad Holmes July 24, 2009