An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.
by westcoastrealtalk August 22, 2012
Get the Shade Ponymug. by HelloItIsIam February 19, 2012
Get the Steamy Ponymug. Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.
Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after
by Simple fakts June 25, 2021
Get the Pony fiddlermug. Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.
"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."
by commandersheppard April 9, 2013
Get the LAN Ponymug. While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.
While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds
by dirt in the skirt McGirt December 2, 2011
Get the Pittsburgh Ponymug. Shitting in someone's letter box
by FiloPony1990 April 13, 2014
Get the dublin ponymug. "Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"
"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"
"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"
by bnasssssty May 7, 2010
Get the Pony Expressmug.