ham bushing

When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole

Your going to do that chick? She's kind of loose you better use a ham bushing.

by Mike Hunt Dodge November 23, 2014

Ham Gravy

A betting term for someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses

Wow, that guy was losing already and then made a side bet to lose more money! That’s additional Ham Gravy for the players!

by Somebody8827 June 12, 2020

Ham Sauce

An additive to awesome sauce when awesome sauce isn't flavorful enough to feed the appetite of the highly performing, sleep-deprived, coffee-soaked professional.

The baseball player threw a little ham sauce on that fastball.

by Heathro April 8, 2015

Ham-Nasty

A huge big player who wears pink shirts and preys on little boys. He is commonly found whippin' a mustang also called "the stang banger". He enjoys listening to shitty music and in general smells bad. You can always tell a Ham-Nasty by his tight shirts and jeans, as well as his legendary bowl cut hair.
Signs of a Ham-Nasty:Hair flicking, bad smells, non-stop story telling, overall bad assness, and last but surley not least, Gay comments such as "Suck my Pussy!"

Ham-Nasty:"You better get to bed before I lick your asshole"
Roommate:"Ohh shit i guess i better get to bed"

by Chief Fun Boy April 6, 2009

sub-ham, minus ham

A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).

Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!

by The Original Slim Bavis October 26, 2004

HAMS

Have A Musical Summer
Mainly used by "cool" music teachers
Can Also be used by the occational musicly addicted young person
And even is used by all those poser kids who think it "cool" to be musicly addictid.

Kelley: hey homie (calling Jamie and waving)
You signed my yearbook HAMS??
Jamie(musicly addicted):Yeah HAve A musical summer!

by D0WN N1NJEttE=H4RDC0RE T0 D4 B0NE July 19, 2007

radio-ham

Common-use word for Government licenced 'Radio Amatuer Operator'. Often thought to be a CB operator, but with much more technical knowledge and apparatus for world-wide communication. Some "hams" are quite content to 'work around the corner' with very simple equipment, whilst others use earth-moon-earth and satellites to communicate with each other. Many Governments register 'radio-hams' as emergency telecoms stations in the event of national disasters etc.

Boy- "Hey mister, are you a CBer?"

Elmer - "No, I'm a Radio-Ham - a bit like a CBer's big brother, but much more complicated"

by fogyfos October 23, 2009