He's a fucking cunt.
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
by FUCK OFF BORIS YOU CUNT. March 3, 2024
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. A russian male who acts black to try to fit in with the cool kids. He used to be a straight A student with a bright future of becoming a laywer but that all changed when he stepped into high school. In high school, he would act black and use rad sigma male slang in order to fit in with the cool kids but would fail. He would dickride his "friendgroup"(nobody liked him in his "friendgroup").
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
by crisantodurfee May 3, 2024
Get the Boris Ruvinskymug. To make a catastrophic, horrendous error or to be woefully unprepared for a big event; especially when the mistake / lack of preparation could have been easily avoided.
The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.
Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.
Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
Look at the state of that! He’s totally Boris’d it!
How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?
Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?
Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
by TheSarahSuttonActingAcademy July 8, 2021
Get the Borismug. (Russian Hardbass in the background)
Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
by Zaxis_ August 9, 2017
Get the Borismug. 
Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
by Rat.boi January 30, 2023
Get the Boris Shoesmug. by antrican June 15, 2024
Get the Borimug.