Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017

zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.

I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.

by T.I.S.F January 11, 2009

Canal Zone

The line formed by the groove between a woman's breasts.
Aka. Cleavage.

She has a huge canal zone.

by Andrew N H February 22, 2006

bread zone

the bread zone is when you have put too little of your sandwich filling of choice into your sandwich and therefore entering the bread zone.

me: this sandwich looks awesome! I can't wait to eat it!
friend: I sure hope you don't enter the bread zone!

me, realizing the bite I took was just full of bread: ...oh no
friend: I can't believe you just entered the bread zone, bro..

by spiritwolf98 October 29, 2021

periodic zone

PERIODIC ZONE

GET IN THE ZONE. PERIODIC ZONE

IF YOU AINT STACKIN YOU SLACKIN

by PERIODIC ZONE August 28, 2017

Math Zone

A time in ones life that may come more often for some than others. This "Zone" is a frenzy of the mathical kind. During ones "Math Zone" the person is confident with their math abilities and even ENJOYS math. Nerds are prone to this "Zone".

Person 1: "Hey can you ask such and such for his ruler?"
Person 2: "Don't bother man, he's in his math zone"

by It's me, Satan. May 16, 2011

Pyramid Zoned

When you think you are going on a date but it’s actually just someone trying to sell you an awful MLM or pyramid scheme.

“I went on a date with Chris but he ended up trying to sell me some awful insurance from an MLM. Shame, he was cute...”

“Sounds like you got pyramid zoned.”

by Aurora Borealass October 17, 2019